Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Things that can make your day crappy!

Hearing the doorbell and finding out it's a package! But it's not for you..............

"You have no messages"

"This inbox is empty"

Your dog jumping in your lap with shit on his feet.

Your dog dropping a warm turd on your foot just outside the vet's office.

"We're looking for someone with a different skill set"

"Hello? Yes, this is Blah Blah from the market research study? The study you qualified for? The one with the $100 payment? It's been canceled."

"That will be $242.57"

Haiti: "A catastrophe of major proportions"

Stepping the scale to find you've gained weight.

Having your dog shake after getting her ears irrigated and getting white slime on your hands.

Realizing your pile of filing is two feet high.

I experienced all of these in the last 24 hours. True story.

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