I have the breast husband............

That's not a typo. This post is about boobs. I took off my bra tonight and thought I heard a kid coming into my room. I said "I hope that's not a kid coming in, I just released the hounds" and then, observing my "girls" remarked "I wish they could still howl at the moon!" to which Jeff replied "Now, they're just looking for bones!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a funny guy.