Bastard times two!

So, later this evening I was trying to get something off the shelf in the laundry room and it dropped on my head. My cries of despair were met with laughing from my lovely children.......but my wonderful husband came to see if I was injured! He asked "what happened?" and I said "I dropped something on my head" to which he replied "well, I guess it's times like these you're happy you have all that hair!" A$$hole!