Honey Do List

Anyone who knows Jeff know's he's like the energizer bunny when it comes to getting things done. He can clean the house, whip up a meal and do some manly garage project all without getting his feathers ruffled. But he can also spend hours in bed reading and watching TV. Typical guy!

Yesterday, I made a "honey do" list for him. It included, among a couple of other things, "vacuum house". So, after a few hours of lounging in bed and napping, he got up to go do his duties. I saw him putting the vacuum away after vacuuming the downstairs and asked (sweetly, I thought!) "don't we have an upstairs too?" to which he replied "I have to do the upstairs too? I hung your bulletin board, I took down the Christmas lights, can't I just do the upstairs tomorrow?" I hesitated "well......." and he said "Damn! You're just not happy unless I've got sweat on my brow!"

I cracked up. And didn't say another word about vacuuming. He's a good guy! I don't wanna push it! :)

Bastard times two!

So, later this evening I was trying to get something off the shelf in the laundry room and it dropped on my head. My cries of despair were met with laughing from my lovely children.......but my wonderful husband came to see if I was injured! He asked "what happened?" and I said "I dropped something on my head" to which he replied "well, I guess it's times like these you're happy you have all that hair!" A$$hole!